Habanero wrote:
proudmoma wrote:
Their oldest- 8 year old un-neutered male. Will hump anything that moves. Has severe breathing problems. Has dislocated his back before. Will mark his territory including PEOPLE. Will break into cabinets to get food (or bark continuously, or scratch, or even nip). Will grab food off of plates if they are low enough. Will not let you pick him up (he will break skin) and yea.. that includes the vet.
Their second- 3 year old un-neutered male, who they didn't bother to get registered but are open to the idea of breeding him. Has a crooked back that will probably cause problems. Has a parasite problem with his ears. Still not potty trained. Will hump other dogs but not people. WILL jump on the kitchen table to get food.

Agressive humper? lol, sorry... I'm not trying to downplay your rant, but that struck me as incredibly funny! I had this mental image of a dachshund furiously pumping away while gasping for air and suddenly throwing out his back! image
My DH has a Dirty Uncle that resembles that. image


image It's all fun and games until the piƱata takes over the party.