who the HELL buries cars on their property?!

In CA, that's grounds for some serious trouble if anybody finds out you did that. Cars leak crap into the groundwater, making it contaminated. :rolleyes

According to them, all you need to do to be a responsible breeder is handle the resulting dogfood-on-legs foals.

Greaaat.

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.
Saul Bellow (1915 - 2005)