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Feb 3 09 6:50 AM
hotternhel wrote: Gotcha!!!!!!!!! LOL! Just wanted to bring some humor to the board. The things I have learned from PDJ: 1) You don't know anything unless you're PDJ. 2) If you don't agree with PDJ you don't know anything. 3) If you are a member of a board with someone who doesn't agree with PDJ you don't know anything. 4) If you haven't read the hobble breaking threads you don't understand. 5) If you did read the hobble breaking threads and don't agree with PDJ (see#2) 6) If you try to be reasonable you are "a kid who's mommy and daddy pays for their horse". 7) If you are attacking PDJ you are on a bandwagon. If you are on a bandwagon you don't know anything and are ignorant 9) PDJ doesn't care about your little pink feelings, if they're hurt it's your fault. 10) If you got your feelings hurt, you disagree with PDJ, see #2 11) PDJ does not control his minions, nor do they control him. His minions are all hobble broke and respect their boundaries. 12) PDJ will defend himself until the saloon opens OR until everyone is so tired of the discussion they give up. 13) If you go to horse shows and braid your horse's hair, you and the horse are both deemed pussies... unless you are a redhead. 14) If you are a redhead, you are not a pussy but PDJ would like to take a peek and maybe a sniff. (Please wear plaid skirt) 15) If your horse cannot do ranch work, you have ruined your horse and do not agree with PDJ (see #2) 16) If you do not give up, you do not agree with PDJ (see # 2) 17) Giving up means you agree with PDJ and therefore are not an ignorant moron. WIN! Edited to add more...
The things I have learned from PDJ: 1) You don't know anything unless you're PDJ. 2) If you don't agree with PDJ you don't know anything. 3) If you are a member of a board with someone who doesn't agree with PDJ you don't know anything. 4) If you haven't read the hobble breaking threads you don't understand. 5) If you did read the hobble breaking threads and don't agree with PDJ (see#2) 6) If you try to be reasonable you are "a kid who's mommy and daddy pays for their horse". 7) If you are attacking PDJ you are on a bandwagon. If you are on a bandwagon you don't know anything and are ignorant 9) PDJ doesn't care about your little pink feelings, if they're hurt it's your fault. 10) If you got your feelings hurt, you disagree with PDJ, see #2 11) PDJ does not control his minions, nor do they control him. His minions are all hobble broke and respect their boundaries. 12) PDJ will defend himself until the saloon opens OR until everyone is so tired of the discussion they give up. 13) If you go to horse shows and braid your horse's hair, you and the horse are both deemed pussies... unless you are a redhead. 14) If you are a redhead, you are not a pussy but PDJ would like to take a peek and maybe a sniff. (Please wear plaid skirt) 15) If your horse cannot do ranch work, you have ruined your horse and do not agree with PDJ (see #2) 16) If you do not give up, you do not agree with PDJ (see # 2) 17) Giving up means you agree with PDJ and therefore are not an ignorant moron. WIN!
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