"13) If you go to horse shows and braid your horse's hair, you and the horse are both deemed pussies... unless you are a redhead. "

HAHA! So, I get a free pass then

"If riding were only blue ribbons and bright lights, I would have quit a long time ago"~ George Morris

"Virginia has the nicest horses"~ George Morris

"Riding is first a sport, then an Art. That's why I make a lot of money"~George Morris

"Do as little as possible, but as much as necessary"~George Morris

"Distances are like men... never take the first one you see, there will always be another one"~George Morris

"Function equals form, and form equals function"~you guessed it :)