OMG HP That was some funny shit.....

PDJ its on the off side because I flipped the photo to fit my needs. The horse was facing the wrong way in your photo.
And God Damned PDJ... you have a lot of demands for your women for some old fart with holes in his pants... redhead.. virgin, plaid skirt, cheerleader like, not to short on the skirt, must know how to cook, clean, only talk when spoken too, clean stalls and tack, be willing to fuck you and pretend to like it. Be demure and slutty.