I would rather not have to see the same story 80 billion times about anything. I would put up with seeing Britney, the dog, Dancing with the Stars and whatever the tour thing is once each. But they have been talking about this dog non-stop since January. What kind of dog? When will it get here? How many heads will it have?

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"You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!"