Ha! I'd have his ass on a PLATE. I'm usually pretty easy going with things as long as I'm casually told about where my bf is going and how long he'll be out. Honestly, as long as I'm told...I don't care. But if he mysteriously disappears without so much as a note or is out much longer than he told me without calling to let me know? You bet your ass I'd be tearing him a new one. I don't care if it IS to help someone out. He needs to text or call to let me know he'll be out later for whatever reason.

I remember this one time, we were fresh from a break-up and living in separate houses for about a week at the time and he called me up at 6am one morning. He met some guy at a diner and they decided to go out drinking so he left his car at the diner. The guy dropped him off at his house sometime like an hour before he called me and he didn't remember where his car was, which diner it was parked at and he was still half drunk. I was so mad at him, I couldn't see straight. I had to pick him up, drive him to work and then pick him up after work to go search for his car.

Boys are dumb. Why do we put up with them?