I'd skin the selfish prick.


My first husband pulled a bullshit stunt like that and ended up wrecking his car and was killed in the accident. That was 12 years ago.


My current husband KNOWS that :
A) he shall not drive when drunk. *evil, angry, bitch waiting at home...don't drive home drunk*
B) use your f-ing phone, that's why we pay that bill every month. It's called a courtesy call, have some GD courtesy.
C) hubby has passed the 5th grade. Write a note that makes sense and leave it where I can find it. Write it on the counter in sharpie if you have to.
D) Wake-me-up if you feel the need to take a drive in the middle of the night. I'll go back to sleep, but I do NOT want to wake up and not be able to find you.

All that said, I do the same for him.


If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning!
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