Whahahahahahahaha! So I tried to set him up with the whip today...allow me to loosely translate into English the look I got from him: "Lady. Seriously. What IS your problem?! Never mind, you just stand there looking stupid and I'll stand here and look like I'm trying to disappear. You embarrass me."

So I'd guess he's never hit a breed halter class. Fine by me, have no plans towards that end anyway.

Thanks for all your help, guys!