Wait wait wait....

This is all I have to do? Instead of graduating from college with a degree and still struggling to find a job while I make $12,000 a year at a student position all I had to do was have an insane amount of babies? Why did no one tell me? Why was this not listed as a possible future when I went to the counselor in High School?

*wanders off to find in vitro money to have 9 babies all at once*