BD: I'm not saying I wasn't drunk. I just act more so than I am. Because then when people ask me ridiculously hard questions trying to get a drunk response, I can say the correct answer back at them and baffle the heck out of them.

The only problem, of course, is that people don't know my tolerance so they think I will be drunk before I am and then blame any crazy things I do on the alcohol, not on the fact that I am just sorta crazy. They seem to forget all the times I do crazy shit when I'm completely sober.