If a horse does anything but stand still, and go exactly where I want him to go, when I want him to go, he learns real fast.

I ran into my pet-peeve horse yesterday when I was bringing school horses in. This colt really wanted back to his stall, and pushed through the door to get in.. so I made him go in a circle, beat him up a little.. then went to walk forward again.. apparently didn't phase the SOB.. and he TOOK OFF, at a full gallop, down the aisle with me dragging behind until I couldn't run anymore and I let him go. He had NO "whoa" despite being in the training class for 4.5 months. I put a chain in his mouth and we went to the arena, NOT to his stall, and I longed him in a tiny circle, and he got to understand what "whoa" meant.

evergrey.sanfranciscogothic says: I mean a big giant dildo doesn't
suddenly randomly get soft because it smoked too much pot or thoguht
about it's grandma