Seriously, now...

2 divisions: youngstock (majority of loose horses yearlings or younger, my personal specialty) and Maturity (horses with more handling, older)

Points assigned by mileage covered on foot (doubled if you can do it barefoot) and actual time spent in motion.

Bonus points for embarrassing hair, clothing, and number of witnesses.

Extra year-end awards for: quickest re-capture, slowest re-capture, media coverage, most bizarre outfit, and most ground covered in a single episode.

We could tour and teach seminars!