I think a lot of us loved him at first sight. He's the exact same color as the horse that helped me survive my horrid teen years.

Ever Mind The Rule Of Three
Three Times Your Acts Return To Thee
This Lesson Well, Thou Must Learn
Thou Only Gets What Thee Dost Earn

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