Heather's the only one I've got in these parts. I knew her before she was pretty.. when she had blonde hair with 6' red roots, braces and an underbite. And she never talked to anyone. I've got a lot invested in the 10-year friendship.. And she's fun if there are no guys involved.

And I am not an alcoholic. I don't care if I don't drink but there really isn't a heck of a lot to do in this town, and most everyone that I know hangs out at that specific bar. Heather.. Heather might be an alcoholic. But I'm just along for the ride.

evergrey.sanfranciscogothic says: I mean a big giant dildo doesn't
suddenly randomly get soft because it smoked too much pot or thoguht
about it's grandma