I dunno, once my shower was broken so I had to use the bath exclusively for a week, and there was a RING some days. Gross. And I imagine if I'd been riding during that week period, it would have been even worse.

"You know what? I'm growing a person.  If I want to eat this Big Mac and then eat another you will have nothing to say about it.  As a matter of fact, if you try and keep and keep me from my Big Mac and his step-brother, the refreshing and delicious fountain Coke, I will turn into the Incredible Hulk except with pregnancy hormones, and I will rip off the arms you used to steal my cheeseburger."