My favorite gym goer we call "Purple spandex lady"

She makes "O" noises AND faces when she does weights.

She wears a spandex THONG over purple spandex biking shorts and hikes those up damn near to her tits, where she wears and ALMOST see through sports bra (Swear to god you can see a shadow of nipple). She's probably around 65 and not flabby per say, but has a lot of extra skin bubbling over/around her too tight clothes.

She also loves to wander around the change room nekkid. And once she wandered OUT of the change room nekkid.

Oh, and she also comes with a face chalked full of makeup that eventually starts to melt off.

I miss seeing her. The gossip in my house used to revolve around what purple spandex lady was doing that day.