GoLogan wrote:
Locker Room Etiquette, Part Deux

1. Do not prance about nekkid. No matter how old you are. If you are over 40 you will gross people out. If you are female and under 40 with a good body, we will hate you. Cover it up.

2. Please cover up your hoo-ha in the sauna. I don't want to sit in your moist spot. Tooties sweat.

3. Hair dryers are for HEAD HAIR. They are not called Pube dryers. And cover up while you dry your HEAD HAIR.

4.If you must itch or dry your "area",do so in a stall.

5. Farting is NOT ALLOWED. Your funk gags me.

6. Don't Stare at me while I undress. I promise, it aint pretty enough.

7. Please don't bend over and put your ass in my direction while you put your panties on. I can see things i don't want to see and they are ugly.

I am adding this to my open letter. I will give you credit in a foot note.