I guess most of you guys would never make it through a life drawing class. I remember the first time we had a particular model. It was a lady in her late 60's and she came in to replace granddaughter who wasn't going to make it in due to the snow. She came in and sat up on the pedestal and looked around. We were a bit taken aback because she was fully clothed and that was unusual. She then whispered to the instructor, "oh my, am I supposed to take my clothes off?". The instructor nodded and so she went behind the changing screen. You could tell she'd never done it before and was very embarrassed so the instructor let her have a towel for her lap. Since then however we see her quite regularly. When she sits you don't need to draw her torso because her breasts nearly reach her lap.

I don't mind naked locker-room people. It's not that big of a deal to me. Most people I've come across are mostly modest.

We do have a lady that must be the sister to Nahlah's "Purple Spandex Lady". She comes in dressed about how Nahlah described with an 80's style headband. She always uses the same treadmill and cranks up the slope to the max. She has a waist belt, ankle weights, wrist weights and small dumbells and she does kickboxing moves while walking (while she also sings and grunts). In the locker room she's pretty obnoxious and will stand in front of the mirrors naked admiring her figure and even bouncing her boobs with her hands. She also does her hair and makeup while naked & leaning over to look closely at the mirror. Weirdest woman I've ever seen.

"Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair." --"Fool" by Christopher Moore