Electric crotch drying doesn't bother me much either. It's not like people are touching their crotch to the dryers. Of course my husband steals my blow dryer all the time to dry his "hair down there".....meh.

"Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair." --"Fool" by Christopher Moore