My Troxel would leave a line on my forehead and give me a headache.

I got this one over the summer. It fits! It's cheap!
http://www.valleyvet.com/ct_detail.html?pgguid=8bcd91d2-4cd2-4796-b91b-af47624920a2

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
(attributed to
Robert J. Hanlon)

People with true credibility and integrity don't need to tell other people how great they are. They also don't need to belittle other people to feel superior.
(msmith)