he likes to read and he likes unpeeled boiled shrimp

He also likes poking people he can get a rise out of.

Ever Mind The Rule Of Three
Three Times Your Acts Return To Thee
This Lesson Well, Thou Must Learn
Thou Only Gets What Thee Dost Earn

Hahaha Fuck You Yuku! I have Lazarus!

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