^ Chinese takeaway is my traditional birthday dinner. But only if it includes crispy duck with pancakes.

Christmas is over here. I am lying in bed like a beached whale. I had bacon panninis, pate on crispbreads, turkey with THREE kinds of stuffing, cranberry sauce, roasties, parsnips, carrots, peas, sausages in bacon and a yorkshire pudding, christmas pudding and brandy cream, chocolates, sausage rolls, 4 kinds of cheese and biscuits and various kinds of alcomahols.

My stomach is going to ESPLODE.