They wouldn't last a second....moderators are too quick. I'm taking a huge enough risk nosing around here....seriously, if they caught me (and they might have already) there'd be hell to pay. It's freaking ridiculous the spies they've got lurking on THIS forum.

I do enjoy posting there, though, so I'm not about to leave voluntarily anytime soon. I get in a few jabs when I can, although admittedly they're few and far between, and usually subtle.