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You can't have temperament on horses. When something doesn't go well, you quickly get upset... that's not for horses, that's for husbands. ~ George Morris Survivor of the Great Kitty Massacre '08
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GasMenagerie wrote: "Party Boying"
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goflippr wrote: I think I got a new horse.
'With age comes wisdom... and the ability to look back and think to oneself "WTF was I thinking?!"' JB
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unkcommentator wrote: ckayser wrote: This is what I came up with: You are nothing more than a back woods inbred yellow bellied bottom dwelling scum sucking sister humping, mother fucking blob of regurgitated Mongolian afterbirth who should now shut her mouth least be identified as a cum dumpster. BTW your dripping..... Anyway I was grounded for a week and well I think fuck is just fine....... Just a comment on this post. We got a call from school one day. My child was caught passing a note to another child. not that that was a bad thing but apparently what had been written knocked the teachers socks off. According to my child they were trying to help a friend of thiers by telling them of what to call another child and had written it on the note when the teacher caught them passing the note. Who then promptly sent my child to the office. The note said to call the other kid a "Mother Fuckin' Titty Suckin' No Balled Bitch". When the principle called us to come in for a conference she could not keep a straight face over it. Our kid was one of these, quiet reserved, never get into or cause trouble types. Which shocked the hell out of the staff when they saw the note. But what really got them laughing was that it was all spelled correctly and had the proper use of punctuation too! Our child was 8 at the time.
ckayser wrote: This is what I came up with: You are nothing more than a back woods inbred yellow bellied bottom dwelling scum sucking sister humping, mother fucking blob of regurgitated Mongolian afterbirth who should now shut her mouth least be identified as a cum dumpster. BTW your dripping..... Anyway I was grounded for a week and well I think fuck is just fine.......
This is what I came up with: You are nothing more than a back woods inbred yellow bellied bottom dwelling scum sucking sister humping, mother fucking blob of regurgitated Mongolian afterbirth who should now shut her mouth least be identified as a cum dumpster. BTW your dripping..... Anyway I was grounded for a week and well I think fuck is just fine.......
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Jan 6 09 5:51 PM
Selah Cowgirl wrote: GM: I got "party boyed" on the bus when I was 12 (he was 16), I gave the guy a black eye, knocked out a tooth and broke his nose. The bus driver did not see me hit him, but did see the asshole on the seat next to me. There was a huge article in the school newspaper and the family ended up moving because of it, (after the kid had to go in for psychiatric evaluation and was expelled from the HS)
Jan 6 09 5:52 PM
Squishypuff wrote: Can we stop bashing on NG and think up explanations for my bird's spontaneous sex change?
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unkcommentator wrote: Squishypuff wrote: Can we stop bashing on NG and think up explanations for my bird's spontaneous sex change? Alien implants.
roro wrote:Your physical hands may be clean but your spiritual ones are infested with evil
Jan 6 09 6:19 PM
Squishypuff wrote: unkcommentator wrote: Squishypuff wrote: Can we stop bashing on NG and think up explanations for my bird's spontaneous sex change? Alien implants. OMG, it's so simple! How could I not have realized? Thank you so much, Unk. Now, does anyone have any idea which aliens would do such a sick thing to me and my rooster?
Jan 6 09 6:24 PM
GasMenagerie wrote: Now, does anyone have any idea which aliens would do such a sick thing to me and my rooster?
Now, does anyone have any idea which aliens would do such a sick thing to me and my rooster?
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GasMenagerie wrote: unkcommentator wrote: ckayser wrote: This is what I came up with: You are nothing more than a back woods inbred yellow bellied bottom dwelling scum sucking sister humping, mother fucking blob of regurgitated Mongolian afterbirth who should now shut her mouth least be identified as a cum dumpster. BTW your dripping..... Anyway I was grounded for a week and well I think fuck is just fine....... Just a comment on this post. We got a call from school one day. My child was caught passing a note to another child. not that that was a bad thing but apparently what had been written knocked the teachers socks off. According to my child they were trying to help a friend of thiers by telling them of what to call another child and had written it on the note when the teacher caught them passing the note. Who then promptly sent my child to the office. The note said to call the other kid a "Mother Fuckin' Titty Suckin' No Balled Bitch". When the principle called us to come in for a conference she could not keep a straight face over it. Our kid was one of these, quiet reserved, never get into or cause trouble types. Which shocked the hell out of the staff when they saw the note. But what really got them laughing was that it was all spelled correctly and had the proper use of puncuation too! Our child was 8 at the time. I youngest kid got suspended for a day for "Party Boying" the yard duty about 2 years ago.� He only did one quick "dance" behind the guy's back once... but here was his inspiration.� I didn't know the term and he had to tell me what it meant in front of the vice principal.� He was 11 or 12.� That school was so strict -- the threatened to call the police because it was sexual harassment.�
unkcommentator wrote: ckayser wrote: This is what I came up with: You are nothing more than a back woods inbred yellow bellied bottom dwelling scum sucking sister humping, mother fucking blob of regurgitated Mongolian afterbirth who should now shut her mouth least be identified as a cum dumpster. BTW your dripping..... Anyway I was grounded for a week and well I think fuck is just fine....... Just a comment on this post. We got a call from school one day. My child was caught passing a note to another child. not that that was a bad thing but apparently what had been written knocked the teachers socks off. According to my child they were trying to help a friend of thiers by telling them of what to call another child and had written it on the note when the teacher caught them passing the note. Who then promptly sent my child to the office. The note said to call the other kid a "Mother Fuckin' Titty Suckin' No Balled Bitch". When the principle called us to come in for a conference she could not keep a straight face over it. Our kid was one of these, quiet reserved, never get into or cause trouble types. Which shocked the hell out of the staff when they saw the note. But what really got them laughing was that it was all spelled correctly and had the proper use of puncuation too! Our child was 8 at the time.
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i am always amazed that people feel the need to ask if roaching is the answer. roaching is never the answer. never. not even if your horse's mane is on fire and the only way to put it out is to cut it off. it'd look better singed off from an out of control fire than from being roached. the end.
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