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Jan 6 09 11:14 PM
my3arabs wrote: New rule, # 595667549345689 No booger picking and wiping it on others!
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justbloo wrote: brookiecookie wrote: Well... thats 20 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. I can't believe I just sat here and read all the pages of this thread.. wow. It's like a bad movie. You keep watching and waiting for 'the good part'.
brookiecookie wrote: Well... thats 20 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. I can't believe I just sat here and read all the pages of this thread.. wow.
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Jan 7 09 12:38 AM
AH yes, that's what I like about her!! All young girls should have an old man like me to mentor them! As you can tell from the posts on here they need someone to guide them through the pitfalls of these young guys..They just want to screw you!! I just want someone that can kinda cook & do what I tell them o do!! Well hell your not askin for much now are you!! I had an old man mentor dirtiest mouth F***** I ever met and the nicest too. Taught me a lot and never once was rude or inappropriate to me. Gritty as get out to everyone else though. Don't know weather you hate me or not but NG uses the F word on every other post..There is a difference,,,,I'm not outraged at anyone..
AH yes, that's what I like about her!! All young girls should have an old man like me to mentor them! As you can tell from the posts on here they need someone to guide them through the pitfalls of these young guys..They just want to screw you!! I just want someone that can kinda cook & do what I tell them o do!! Well hell your not askin for much now are you!! I had an old man mentor dirtiest mouth F***** I ever met and the nicest too. Taught me a lot and never once was rude or inappropriate to me. Gritty as get out to everyone else though.
AH yes, that's what I like about her!! All young girls should have an old man like me to mentor them! As you can tell from the posts on here they need someone to guide them through the pitfalls of these young guys..They just want to screw you!! I just want someone that can kinda cook & do what I tell them o do!!
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Jan 7 09 12:55 AM
brookiecookie wrote: justbloo wrote: brookiecookie wrote: Well... thats 20 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. I can't believe I just sat here and read all the pages of this thread.. wow. It's like a bad movie. You keep watching and waiting for 'the good part'. OMG exactly. like "The Bug" that came out in like 2006. I fell asleep 15 minutes in, woke up 45 minutes later and NOTHING happened. I didnt even realize I had fallen asleep.
'With age comes wisdom... and the ability to look back and think to oneself "WTF was I thinking?!"' JB
Jan 7 09 12:57 AM
baxtersmom wrote: Taldara wrote: We had a male ostrich at work that was in with a group of 5 others. Male ostrich are very different to females - they have black and white feathers instead of brown and they have a red beak and legs while the females are dull greyish/brown. I remember saying to someone one day that this male was looking a bit strange - as he moulted he was growing in brown feathers. Then he lost all his red. And then he started laying eggs!! Apparently it's not uncommon in birds to be hermaphrodite. Well not as uncommon as in other species anyway. And this kind of random shit is among the reasons I adore Taldara. Hmmm, do you think it's because of the relative lack of hindgut/ cloacal differentiation compared to mammals that more of them live to reproduce (can you tell I'm a researcher?)?
Taldara wrote: We had a male ostrich at work that was in with a group of 5 others. Male ostrich are very different to females - they have black and white feathers instead of brown and they have a red beak and legs while the females are dull greyish/brown. I remember saying to someone one day that this male was looking a bit strange - as he moulted he was growing in brown feathers. Then he lost all his red. And then he started laying eggs!! Apparently it's not uncommon in birds to be hermaphrodite. Well not as uncommon as in other species anyway.
Jan 7 09 1:46 AM
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Jan 7 09 4:29 AM
http://downgoesyourmeathouse.blogspot.com/ GrotesqueLullaby wrote:
Would you mind uploading shots of your horse's balls?
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Jan 7 09 5:27 AM
pdj47 wrote: ckayser wrote: pdj47 wrote: ckayser wrote: So anyway I promised a picture and this is what hubby uploaded for me. It was a few ummm years ago. I was 21, right before I sold my dear sweetie. Hubby is a Computer Engineer for the Army Corp of Engineers so you think he would know stuff. Yeah no... couldn't get my scanner to work with out some freaky shareware driver that put $$$$ all over it. Come on..... He lost the disk in the 5 minutes it was out of the box? I walk into my office and its a wreck like a dang trash truck exploded. Sigh, I love him so... so here I am in all my I's glory... see they FIT me and dont look BIG!! But they are!! Rollaway was a little pissed at the photographer who was gay, fact not assumtion, anyway he found a cool little riding crop at the tack shop while waiting on me and was flicking it around going ohhhh awwww and then rubbing his face with it. took out pic for space reasons How long ago? ya look pretty hot there but if was that from '92 or something I'm sure ya might have faded a bit. Ain't really fair but us older gentlemen just seem to get more sexy as we age... Long enough!! My ass has spread some since then!! Lets see.. its 2009 now and I will be 40 this year... so it was ummm my kid is umm 19.... So it was about 19 years ago.... 88 89 in there some where...... Yes PDJ I have faded only in hair color but still have my snarky personality!!! Ill take the compliment!! I have to say this is the horse I went over the bridge with......... Well although a 40yr old is a bit old for me I can tell from the pic ya ain't bad for an old gal.......I'm kinda holding out for Ashley though....I think she's kinda wondering what it would be like with an older gentleman...I think thats why NG hates me so Much...I resisted her bold advances. See there's your problem right there PDJ, if you're a gentleman I'm the freakin Queen of England!
ckayser wrote: pdj47 wrote: ckayser wrote: So anyway I promised a picture and this is what hubby uploaded for me. It was a few ummm years ago. I was 21, right before I sold my dear sweetie. Hubby is a Computer Engineer for the Army Corp of Engineers so you think he would know stuff. Yeah no... couldn't get my scanner to work with out some freaky shareware driver that put $$$$ all over it. Come on..... He lost the disk in the 5 minutes it was out of the box? I walk into my office and its a wreck like a dang trash truck exploded. Sigh, I love him so... so here I am in all my I's glory... see they FIT me and dont look BIG!! But they are!! Rollaway was a little pissed at the photographer who was gay, fact not assumtion, anyway he found a cool little riding crop at the tack shop while waiting on me and was flicking it around going ohhhh awwww and then rubbing his face with it. took out pic for space reasons How long ago? ya look pretty hot there but if was that from '92 or something I'm sure ya might have faded a bit. Ain't really fair but us older gentlemen just seem to get more sexy as we age... Long enough!! My ass has spread some since then!! Lets see.. its 2009 now and I will be 40 this year... so it was ummm my kid is umm 19.... So it was about 19 years ago.... 88 89 in there some where...... Yes PDJ I have faded only in hair color but still have my snarky personality!!! Ill take the compliment!! I have to say this is the horse I went over the bridge with.........
pdj47 wrote: ckayser wrote: So anyway I promised a picture and this is what hubby uploaded for me. It was a few ummm years ago. I was 21, right before I sold my dear sweetie. Hubby is a Computer Engineer for the Army Corp of Engineers so you think he would know stuff. Yeah no... couldn't get my scanner to work with out some freaky shareware driver that put $$$$ all over it. Come on..... He lost the disk in the 5 minutes it was out of the box? I walk into my office and its a wreck like a dang trash truck exploded. Sigh, I love him so... so here I am in all my I's glory... see they FIT me and dont look BIG!! But they are!! Rollaway was a little pissed at the photographer who was gay, fact not assumtion, anyway he found a cool little riding crop at the tack shop while waiting on me and was flicking it around going ohhhh awwww and then rubbing his face with it. took out pic for space reasons How long ago? ya look pretty hot there but if was that from '92 or something I'm sure ya might have faded a bit. Ain't really fair but us older gentlemen just seem to get more sexy as we age...
ckayser wrote: So anyway I promised a picture and this is what hubby uploaded for me. It was a few ummm years ago. I was 21, right before I sold my dear sweetie. Hubby is a Computer Engineer for the Army Corp of Engineers so you think he would know stuff. Yeah no... couldn't get my scanner to work with out some freaky shareware driver that put $$$$ all over it. Come on..... He lost the disk in the 5 minutes it was out of the box? I walk into my office and its a wreck like a dang trash truck exploded. Sigh, I love him so... so here I am in all my I's glory... see they FIT me and dont look BIG!! But they are!! Rollaway was a little pissed at the photographer who was gay, fact not assumtion, anyway he found a cool little riding crop at the tack shop while waiting on me and was flicking it around going ohhhh awwww and then rubbing his face with it. took out pic for space reasons How long ago? ya look pretty hot there but if was that from '92 or something I'm sure ya might have faded a bit. Ain't really fair but us older gentlemen just seem to get more sexy as we age...
Natty Bumppo wrote:
i am always amazed that people feel the need to ask if roaching is the answer. roaching is never the answer. never. not even if your horse's mane is on fire and the only way to put it out is to cut it off. it'd look better singed off from an out of control fire than from being roached. the end.
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Jan 7 09 5:43 AM
Red Mare wrote: *I* Finally read the whole thing after seeing it leak onto another thread. *throws confetti (which I can't spell) and dances around* Sooooo.... now what? Oh BTW I would like it noted that I made the Exact same refrence to arguing on the interwebs and the special olympic's- but was bashed because someone's niece was in it or something along those lines- So Ha! It Is funny what ever nameless person hated on me! *feels accomplished that she hated*
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Jan 7 09 5:45 AM
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Jan 7 09 5:51 AM
Squishypuff wrote: Well, having caught up, all I can say is I have lost a lot of respect for people who I thought much more of... Couldn't just let it die, even though the OP stopped? I couldn't agree more.
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Jan 7 09 6:09 AM
karenm1972 wrote: See there's your problem right there PDJ, if you're a gentleman I'm the freakin Queen of England!
See there's your problem right there PDJ, if you're a gentleman I'm the freakin Queen of England!
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Kame wrote: karenm1972 wrote: See there's your problem right there PDJ, if you're a gentleman I'm the freakin Queen of England! You are? Really?! We should have tea sometime.
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Jan 7 09 7:00 AM
When I ride my horse I get to forget I have a brain injury I was the daughter who wouldn't lift a finger in the house but cycled madly off in the pouring rain to spend all morning mucking out a stable.
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Jan 7 09 7:04 AM
SpottedInDixie wrote: Squishypuff wrote: Well, having caught up, all I can say is I have lost a lot of respect for people who I thought much more of... Couldn't just let it die, even though the OP stopped? I couldn't agree more.
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