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JumpIt wrote: PntReiner - check out http://www.pic4ever.com/index-4.htm .All of those on that site are really cute. I got the blow job one off of http://smiley.onegreatguy.net . There are some gross (but hilarious) ones on that site.
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Nightgames wrote: Back to the list please. This isn't a final bashing of me. This is for the benefit of the members. Let them see the ridiculous rules you people want to implement.
shiggins Huggy Bear wrote: There will be no virgins in my house!
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mcfly wrote: ^^ Chill the fuck out, moron, I was joking.
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Jan 6 09 2:24 AM
pdj47 wrote: JumpIt wrote: PntReiner - check out http://www.pic4ever.com/index-4.htm .All of those on that site are really cute. I got the blow job one off of http://smiley.onegreatguy.net . There are some gross (but hilarious) ones on that site. Hey, I have the deal where the guy is typing furiously & beat's his head & arms to a bloody pulp on my desk top, how can I put it on here? It explains how I feel every time I try to tell someone about how to handle colts on here.........
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Jan 6 09 2:56 AM
You can't have temperament on horses. When something doesn't go well, you quickly get upset... that's not for horses, that's for husbands. ~ George Morris Survivor of the Great Kitty Massacre '08
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Nightgames wrote: Okay, I hope I have this right. I tried my hardest to remember all these rules, and thought it would benefit everyone if it's all compiled into one thread for future reference. 1) You cannot ride horses until they are over 3, 4, even 5 years old. It's unthinkable to get on a 3 year old according to certain members. 2) No horse on the face of the earth is worthy of breeding. None. The only horses worthy of breeding are the ones with perfect conformation, and since we all know that's impossible, no horses are to be bred. Geld and spay them all. 3) When you are finally able to ride your now unbroke 10 year old, don't train it yourself because you don't know what you're doing, but also don't hire a trainer because they are all full of shit. 4) If you disagree with anything wearing boots and spurs you must be nothing but a stall cleaner, because cleaning stalls is a bad thing. 5) Under no circumstances should you blanket your horse. For if you do, you are abusing said horse. 6) Stalling your horse is unacceptable, but also mare motels and breezeway barns should be fully bedded, even though it's not financially wise to do so. But again, stalling your horse is unacceptable. It's cruel. 7) If your horse looks at you cross-eyed, you must have hand fed it. Hand feeding is worse than riding them when they are 5 years old. The only thing you can do is hobble break it. Don't you dare respond to anyone for if you do, you will be accused of being rude, being defensive, being -----(insert preferable word choice here). And if you do dare, be prepared for everyone to say the same thing for several threads you respond to. 9) The most important rule for this message board is, if you don't agree with someone and you voice this, you automatically have to have your way. You are not entitled to your own opinion. You must agree with everyone else. 10) Don't forget! You can FIND a dog, but you can't do your research, and get a dog you want. You MUST buy a mutt from a shelter, you cannot get one from any other place. (Unless of course they show up on your doorstep bleeding.) If I forgot any of the ridiculous rules that seem to be popular now, please let me know. I want to do a service for this board, and help the other members remember all the silly rules, that just get worse and worse and worse.
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Jan 6 09 3:51 AM
From page 5: Nightgames wrote: Back to the list please. This isn't a final bashing of me. This is for the benefit of the members. Let them see the ridiculous rules you people want to implement. And yes, I am leaving, but I will be checking my messages, because unlike you, I came here and have business to finish up in messages. I'm not here to follow people throwing the same insults around because you got your feelings hurt. I am blunt when I talk. I'm sorry I don't sugar coat things. That's the way I am. Too bad.
Jan 6 09 3:56 AM
equestrian054 wrote: ImproperUsername wrote: I must be very tired. Everything I read in this thread comes across to me as satire. I keep telling myself, "No, they're serious." Then I think, "Nah, they mean to be funny." Well, whether intentional or not, it is funny. Cheers! lolz. me too. generally, I enjoy reading the threads here. when it devolves into jerks arguing over semantics, however all i can think of is this picture:
ImproperUsername wrote: I must be very tired. Everything I read in this thread comes across to me as satire. I keep telling myself, "No, they're serious." Then I think, "Nah, they mean to be funny." Well, whether intentional or not, it is funny. Cheers!
Jan 6 09 4:10 AM
Nightgames wrote: Nightgames wrote: If you don't like the horse, EP, can you please explain why exactly you are still on this fucking thread? Seriously? What is wrong with the horse that you can see? Now we aren't allowed to ride 3 year olds? Holy hell. Pathetic. But it's ok to brown-nose owners who are jumping their horses after only riding them for a day. Wow. Fucking morons. I am just about done with this place. Most of you are getting pretty fucking pathetic. For shits and giggles, EP might have been one of the ones who said those of us fawning over the horse are brown nosing. I am not going to look it up. But I didn't say SHE was a fucking moron, UNLESS she's one of the ones who praised the jumping on the first few ride. Then my opinion stands.
Nightgames wrote: If you don't like the horse, EP, can you please explain why exactly you are still on this fucking thread? Seriously? What is wrong with the horse that you can see? Now we aren't allowed to ride 3 year olds? Holy hell. Pathetic. But it's ok to brown-nose owners who are jumping their horses after only riding them for a day. Wow. Fucking morons. I am just about done with this place. Most of you are getting pretty fucking pathetic.
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