I never wanted them. I didn't ask for them.
I am the primary feeder and caretaker of them. I am now fighting off wasps & spiders repairing "goat destroyed" things around our yard. Why? Because my husband knew if he just kept saying "I'll get to it" then eventually, I will do it myself. Which I am. And now, as I am typing, I hear the stupid, uncontainable things out there happily destroying the things I have fixed.
They ate my first hyacinth. They have prohibited any of my daffodils from flowering. They are trying very hard to kill my gardenia. They have destroyed my flower beds - but they won't eat the weeds in the beds, only the desirable plants. They ate my lilies.
I hate them. Meh-heh-heh (that's what they say to me, I think it means "Pfffftttt").
"Those dam.n goats" has become the most often used phrase in my vocabulary.
I am the primary feeder and caretaker of them. I am now fighting off wasps & spiders repairing "goat destroyed" things around our yard. Why? Because my husband knew if he just kept saying "I'll get to it" then eventually, I will do it myself. Which I am. And now, as I am typing, I hear the stupid, uncontainable things out there happily destroying the things I have fixed.
They ate my first hyacinth. They have prohibited any of my daffodils from flowering. They are trying very hard to kill my gardenia. They have destroyed my flower beds - but they won't eat the weeds in the beds, only the desirable plants. They ate my lilies.
I hate them. Meh-heh-heh (that's what they say to me, I think it means "Pfffftttt").
"Those dam.n goats" has become the most often used phrase in my vocabulary.
