Gentlemen, a few items:
1. While I understand that the hairdryers do not specify which body part they are to be used on, I can assure you it is not your genital region. Please do not put a leg up on the counter and blow dry your pubes. My corneas are permanently damaged, and now I don't want to dry the hair on my head. You know, the one on my neck.
2. I do not want to talk to you about football while: a) I am naked, b) you are naked, or especially c) we are both naked. It's awkward. Please wait until we are both dressed to ask me what I think of last night's game. Trust me, I am getting dressed as fast as I can. Give me thirty seconds. On a related note, if you could get dressed a little faster, I would be grateful.
3. Judging by the cars in the parking lot, I probably make less than many of you. This isn't the YMCA. I know that each and every one of you can afford shoes. If I happen to be foolish enough to leave my running shoes on the bench for 5 minutes while I go to the bathroom, please don't take them.
Thanks for your consideration.
1. While I understand that the hairdryers do not specify which body part they are to be used on, I can assure you it is not your genital region. Please do not put a leg up on the counter and blow dry your pubes. My corneas are permanently damaged, and now I don't want to dry the hair on my head. You know, the one on my neck.
2. I do not want to talk to you about football while: a) I am naked, b) you are naked, or especially c) we are both naked. It's awkward. Please wait until we are both dressed to ask me what I think of last night's game. Trust me, I am getting dressed as fast as I can. Give me thirty seconds. On a related note, if you could get dressed a little faster, I would be grateful.
3. Judging by the cars in the parking lot, I probably make less than many of you. This isn't the YMCA. I know that each and every one of you can afford shoes. If I happen to be foolish enough to leave my running shoes on the bench for 5 minutes while I go to the bathroom, please don't take them.
Thanks for your consideration.
