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GoLogan wrote: I can't even enjoy a spa whirlpool knowing the obese hairy crotched woman was soaking in it before I arrived. I know this because she is now laid out on a lounge chair with her legs spread, moaning. Guess the jets felt good.
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Boys are like purses. You're always going to have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you'll always kind of like, right? That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag you want everyone to see you with. But the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole...or costs a lot of money. Then you have like those other purses that you really like but don't really want to be seen with. -- Lauren Conrad, Laguna Beach
I Can Tell Your Purse is Fake
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TrueAntihero wrote: Gas, you know my opinion of socks. I refuse to be that old lady!
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Sure, I may be a bitch, you never have to worry about receiving outrageously patronizing and hypocritical PMs from me about how to better your Internet persona.
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Barn Sour wrote: Clackers and hose. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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ButIWantedAPony wrote: I think at this point, Flippy should start demanding pictures with a Kentucky Derby-esque fancy hat, since the plain green hat was obviously so unpalatable.
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GoLogan wrote: Locker Room Etiquette, Part Deux 1. Do not prance about nekkid. No matter how old you are. If you are over 40 you will gross people out. If you are female and under 40 with a good body, we will hate you. Cover it up. 2. Please cover up your hoo-ha in the sauna. I don't want to sit in your moist spot. Tooties sweat. 3. Hair dryers are for HEAD HAIR. They are not called Pube dryers. And cover up while you dry your HEAD HAIR. 4.If you must itch or dry your "area",do so in a stall. 5. Farting is NOT ALLOWED. Your funk gags me. 6. Don't Stare at me while I undress. I promise, it aint pretty enough. 7. Please don't bend over and put your ass in my direction while you put your panties on. I can see things i don't want to see and they are ugly.
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Its my opinion, if you dont like it dont read it. (Wife made me add that my opinion in NO way is her opinion)
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UnRuli wrote: We do have a lady that must be the sister to Nahlah's "Purple Spandex Lady". She comes in dressed about how Nahlah described with an 80's style headband. She always uses the same treadmill and cranks up the slope to the max. She has a waist belt, ankle weights, wrist weights and small dumbells and she does kickboxing moves while walking (while she also sings and grunts). In the locker room she's pretty obnoxious and will stand in front of the mirrors naked admiring her figure and even bouncing her boobs with her hands. She also does her hair and makeup while naked & leaning over to look closely at the mirror. Weirdest woman I've ever seen.
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