More like JRT question (we all know they're speshul
). Two of the JRT's I've had since they were pups, they're both 10yo now. My dog keeping ways have not changed in 10 years. They roll in something and come to me smelling like they died and baked in the sun for a month, I 
gag, and put them in the tub. Why do they always look
shocked/surprised/horrified, that I would dare put them in the tub and scrub the stink off BEFORE they're allowed on the bed? It's been the rule for 10 freaking years. I'm just waiting for the day that they come to me stinking, walk into the bathroom, and jump in the tub waiting for what they KNOW is coming next. Is that too much to ask?

