I have an ex roommate who lived with me for about 4 months. It was only supposed to be for about 3 weeks. She has since moved out. I went away on vacation for a week, and asked her to watch the house for me which she did. She house sat for the week that I was gone. I got back late last night. I want her to leave now. I don't want her to stay for the rest of the weekend, and now another mutual friend wants to ALSO stay over tonight. I want her to go home, and don't want the mutual friend over either. Also, it is her birthday this weekend. I want MY apartment to MYSELF. How do I tell them NO, and GTFO without sounding like a bitch?
Or am I just a bitch and should just suck it up?

I swear on Emma Swan